Place all your dressing ingredients in a blender and whir until well blended and emulsified a bit. Alternately, put it all in a half pint mason jar and shake vigorously.
Place your ribboned kale into a large bowl. Massage several tablespoons of the dressing into the leaves for 1- 2 minutes to tenderize to kale. Taste, and add more dressing as you like it!
Add the remaining salad ingredients, and toss to coat.